5)
A man was doing a door to door survey.He knocked on the door of a house and was greeted by a little boy.
The man asked the kid if anyone else was at home and the boy shook his head.
So, the man decide to try to get information he needed.
Man: May i please know your father's first name?
Boy: My father's name is Laughing.
Although the name surprises the man,the man still go on.
Man: And your mother's name?
Boy:Her name is Smiling.
Man: WAIT A MINUTE LITTLE BOY!ARE YOU KIDDING??!!
Boy: No, that's my sister. i'm Joking.
6)
A six year old boy keep telling his primary school teacher about the baby brother that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allow the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six year old was impressed but made no comment.
After that, he stop telling his teacher about the event.
The teacher sat the boy on her lap and said,
"Ah Boy,how is that baby brother that you were expecting at home?"
The boy burst into tears and said,"I THINK MOMMY ATE IT!"